Thursday, January 20, 2011

November Juliet

"Hand me some November Juliet, will ya? Hey, are you asleep? WAKE THE FUCK UP!"
"MH what the fuck man? I was dreaming of Pamela Anderson!"
"Seriously? Pam? She's like... a hundred by now?"
"Yeaaah... but she was real hot back in the day!"
"Jesus... it's like your grandma or something!"
"Oh fuck off... what did you want anyway?"
"NOVEMBER JULIET!"
"We're out."
"Fuck."
"SIMMER DOWN!"
"Sorry Sarge..."
"Sorry Sarge..."
"Okay, attention now, we and Alpha company have a task to complete!"
"Alpha company, sir?"
"Mmmhm! Damn straight boy! Alpha God DARN company! Now interrupt me again and I'll put this fist so deep in your-"
"Sarge, what's the objective?"
"-ass. The objective is to take the city we see in front of us!"
"Uh... us, Alpha company, that's like... 140 men?"
"140 CYBERNETICALLY ENHANCED MEN!"
"Don't gay it up..."
"You know it's the truth, brah..."
"Hoorah..."
"Johnson is right, you all cost like... a million each! You better show taxpayers that they get their money's worth!
"Sir, yes sir!"
"Alpha company will join us in 2 klicks, we roll in 20 Mikes. You are relieved."
"Yes sir."
"Sir."

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