...and it has been written in the scribes of times that, indeed in some time before our second Sungod Jesus Christ descended amongst us, it probably is not unknown that there were other Gods-lookers in the lands where the coasts are washed by the warm Mediterranean Sea.
There were the Ancient towns of Athena and Sparta, one ruled by women, the other by men. Now gather around for I will tell you the tale of how the two ended up in a small quarrel that swiftly was followed by some bloodshed.
Athena, daughter of Zeus, the God of Gods and master of lightning.
Sparta the daughter of Eurotas, the son of Myles, the one who gave us the mill.
Oh how did the two Godesses go into this fight?
Oh laugh at the irony of how the daughter of Zeus, the bringer of lightning and rain could ever get into a fight with the granddaughter of the one who puts bread on our tables and keeps us fed!
And yet, the battle happened...

Okay I ran out of ideas, I had an epic idea due to a little boys vs girls action at school some days ago but poof! they all gone!