Thursday, January 27, 2011

...and it has been written in the scribes of times that, indeed in some time before our second Sungod Jesus Christ descended amongst us, it probably is not unknown that there were other Gods-lookers in the lands where the coasts are washed by the warm Mediterranean Sea.
There were the Ancient towns of Athena and Sparta, one ruled by women, the other by men. Now gather around for I will tell you the tale of how the two ended up in a small quarrel that swiftly was followed by some bloodshed.
Athena, daughter of Zeus, the God of Gods and master of lightning.
Sparta the daughter of Eurotas, the son of Myles, the one who gave us the mill.
Oh how did the two Godesses go into this fight?
Oh laugh at the irony of how the daughter of Zeus, the bringer of lightning and rain could ever get into a fight with the granddaughter of the one who puts bread on our tables and keeps us fed!
And yet, the battle happened...

Okay I ran out of ideas, I had an epic idea due to a little boys vs girls action at school some days ago but poof! they all gone!

Dream

Gonna go a bit offtopic in a way.
Today I suddenly remembered a dream I had one day, I really don't remember the details but I can give a quick overview.
Basically Tallinn was a bit bigger, I'd say the scale of New York but not as congested, more greener areas, less cars and generally quite bright in yellowish, warm tones.
I won't tell you how it began since I simply don't remember but sometime in I suddenly realized that there's a force occupying us. Now, I hear you go "omg Russia", no, surprisingly it was Italy. Yes, Italians occupied Tallinn, sadly they didn't bring pizza, they basically ruled with an iron fist.
Then the last thing I remember is a school that was fortified by the Estonian resistance and it was quite bombed to bits but it was warm out, like I said the yellow tones made it Falluja-esque.
And suddenly I saw things through the eyes of an Italian OOOOR I was just looking at things from another perspective.
Peculiar thing that brain of ours...

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Winter

So... this Winter shit sucks major Crab ass.
I mean. Had I known that THIS would happen? Damn.
Uh, okay those just joining, basically two years ago we got our ass invaded by some mean looking Crab people. CRABS. Who the hell would've guessed our military might would be brought down by a couple of low intelligence beings.
Crabs man. Fudgeing crabs.
Oh right, the Winter. It's actually Summer BUT we decided to go all out nuclear when nothing worked. Well it worked alright.
I mean now we're are equal and working together in tribes!
God damn it all.
Crabs.

November Juliet

"Hand me some November Juliet, will ya? Hey, are you asleep? WAKE THE FUCK UP!"
"MH what the fuck man? I was dreaming of Pamela Anderson!"
"Seriously? Pam? She's like... a hundred by now?"
"Yeaaah... but she was real hot back in the day!"
"Jesus... it's like your grandma or something!"
"Oh fuck off... what did you want anyway?"
"NOVEMBER JULIET!"
"We're out."
"Fuck."
"SIMMER DOWN!"
"Sorry Sarge..."
"Sorry Sarge..."
"Okay, attention now, we and Alpha company have a task to complete!"
"Alpha company, sir?"
"Mmmhm! Damn straight boy! Alpha God DARN company! Now interrupt me again and I'll put this fist so deep in your-"
"Sarge, what's the objective?"
"-ass. The objective is to take the city we see in front of us!"
"Uh... us, Alpha company, that's like... 140 men?"
"140 CYBERNETICALLY ENHANCED MEN!"
"Don't gay it up..."
"You know it's the truth, brah..."
"Hoorah..."
"Johnson is right, you all cost like... a million each! You better show taxpayers that they get their money's worth!
"Sir, yes sir!"
"Alpha company will join us in 2 klicks, we roll in 20 Mikes. You are relieved."
"Yes sir."
"Sir."

Thursday, January 13, 2011

The Hunt for Duel whilst circling our Dear Gaia

To be Continued... [if you are new to this the text begins FROM BELOW]

Year of Cleansing, Moon Cycle Two, Day Two
I will use the power created by my... our... Fathers. Come my dear Mount! COME TO ME!

Year of Cleansing, Moon Cycle Two, Day One
My brother is following me. Come, dear Omega, come End me.

Year Zero, Month of Two, Day Five
Coordinates: 52.52°N, 13.38°S
Greetings.
My hunt has brought me to... Germania. A lot of Darkness has been here. No matter now.
I can feel... electricity. How is this possible? What They called energy plants are no more.
All that remains are fields of Black, ominous places of distortion and Death.
Why did They torture Gaia if Gaia was so willing to give and nurture?
Could this be the link my Brother created with His centaur?

Year of Cleansing
I am the Beginning. I am the bringer of Light.

Year Zero, Month of Two, Day One
Coordinates: 51.5°N, 0.1167°W
Greetings.
Two months into when all of Men ceased to be.
All that is, is me and subject Alpha - the Children of Men!
I still wonder... how this became to be?
I, Omega, shall find the Beginning, the First and bring forth the End, the Last.
The two months have not been a struggle. No surprise... Men shaped us to be perfect.
Had they only known what would become of Alpha... me and my Brother are not the same, yet we are genetically identical, we may be twins for all They care, and yet he gave the beginning for Year Zero.
No time for regrets, I shall bring the end to this time of infamy.
My hunt begins in an area formerly known as... Londinium.