Lumberjack Commando

“Lumberjack” Advertisement for the Canadian Armed Forces
(French: Forces armées canadiennes or baguette baguette baguette)


Tired of sitting home?
Tired of chopping down trees with your bare hands?
Tired of watching hockey and moose in your nearest forest?

If you can answer at least one of these questions with a brave Canadian howl of ‘YES!’ then you sound like a guy we need!


Presenting for the first time in Canadian history:
THE LUMBERJACK COMMANDO

The Lumberjack Commando is a special branch of the Canadian Armed Forces that is comparable to the United States Marine Corps.

That’s right! The professionalism of the USMC in the goodness that is Canada!

What’s it in it for you? What’s NOT in it for you!? Here’s a list:
You get to serve in the manliest armed forces seen ever since the days of Sparta!
Beards are a MUST in the Lumberjack Commando!
You get to wear bulky suits that make you look even MORE manlier!
No hat looks silly on you!
You get to sing ‘O Canada’ with a manly tear in your eye!
People will take pictures of you and post them on the Internet thus making you internationally known!
Canada doesn’t have enemies so you get to fight wars initiated by third parties!


Why are you still reading this document? JOIN NOW!



Here are the ways how:

The Internet: http://www.forces.ca/lumberjack

or

Your closest recruitment center




LUMBERJACKS ALL THE WAY!